In America we eat man semen.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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