She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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