my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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