Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
farters have to be the big spoon...
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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