You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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