East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
It was confusing and full of hummus
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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