Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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