bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
