I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
And then he peed in my hair
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