theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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