we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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