Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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