have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Randomize
