How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I can text with my tongue
We named our party play list daddy issues
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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