If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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