Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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