So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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