we're blogging at a bar
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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