omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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