Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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