Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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