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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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