I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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