He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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