I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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