well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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