Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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