Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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