i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Randomize
