I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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