i will never coherently bang her
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Randomize
