it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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