Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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