I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
You dont lie about slip and slides
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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