i think my tv is drunk
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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