i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
and she was petting her beer can
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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