I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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