This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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