I smell stomach acid.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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