What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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