I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I smell like Dick and happiness
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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