just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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