ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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