I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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