i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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