Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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