I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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