Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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