Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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