I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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