he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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