have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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