He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
Shame is for Republicans.
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