dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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