I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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