I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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